Un bien horrible à l'instant, ou comment un magnifique trap se fait suckout en beauté...

PokerStars Game #33448756446: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10 USD) - 2009/09/30 4:07:40 CET [2009/09/29 22:07:40 ET]
Table 'Pierretta IV' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: thorli_AA ($19.45 in chips)
Seat 2: RayGo2 ($9.10 in chips)
Seat 3: bobsugar070 ($16.70 in chips)
Seat 4: OILERSRULE76 ($5.25 in chips)
Seat 5: shpedoinkle ($8.85 in chips)
Seat 7: King_Stacker ($10.85 in chips)
Seat 8: Calaenen ($10 in chips)
Seat 9: RRDiddy ($13.45 in chips)
bobsugar070: posts small blind $0.05
OILERSRULE76: posts big blind $0.10
alejogambler: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Calaenen [ ]
shpedoinkle: folds
King_Stacker: folds
Calaenen: raises $0.20 to $0.30
RRDiddy: folds
thorli_AA: raises $0.60 to $0.90 ok, il a un 3bet % à 0, sur une centaine de mains, stats de "rat" (pour les pokertracker user ). ---> je le met automatiquement sur QQ+.
RayGo2: folds
bobsugar070: folds
OILERSRULE76: folds
Calaenen: calls $0.60 j'espère un low flop pour le bet-trap
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Calaenen: bets $1.10 here we go...
thorli_AA: raises $2.40 to $3.50 ok, tout se passe comme prévu, t'as les kings c'est noté
Calaenen: calls $2.40
*** TURN *** [ ] [ ]
Calaenen: checks = push, copain !
thorli_AA: bets $15.05 and is all-in Merci
Calaenen: calls $5.60 and is all-in
Calaenen: shows [ ]
thorli_AA: shows [ ]
Uncalled bet ($9.45) returned to thorli_AA
*** RIVER *** [ ] [ ] ARGH FUCK !!
thorli_AA collected $19.20 from pot

ahhhh raz le c** putain......
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et 1 "one out" dans la gueule, 1 !!!
On a beau savoir que ça peut arriver, ça fait quand même mal au c..

PokerStars Game #35020914533: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ninjaNat54 [ ]
gerrit026: folds
Worm1025: calls $0.50
ninjaNat54: raises $1.50 to $2
may64: folds
Make_my_D: folds
Hapkido1: calls $2
oHUGo: folds
freefly000: folds
Saatus: folds
Worm1025: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [ ]
Worm1025: checks
ninjaNat54: checks
Hapkido1: checks
*** TURN *** [ ]
Worm1025: bets $3.50
ninjaNat54: raises $3.50 to $7
Hapkido1: folds
Worm1025: raises $10 to $17
ninjaNat54: raises $10.70 to $27.70 and is all-in
Worm1025: calls $10.70
*** RIVER ***
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Worm1025: shows [ ] (four of a kind, Sevens)
ninjaNat54: shows [Td Ts] (a full house, Tens full of Sevens)
Worm1025 collected $59.15 from pot

pour une fois que c'est toi qui le prend ... lol mais sick quand meme

horrible

Total number of players: 2
Seat 1: allinthedark ( € 22.80 EUR )
Seat 2: koj ( € 50 EUR )
koj: posts small blind [ € 0.25 EUR]
allinthedark: posts big blind [ € 0.50 EUR]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to allinthedark [ Kª, K§ ]
koj raises [ € 1.25 EUR]
allinthedark raises [ € 3.50 EUR]
koj calls [ € 2.50 EUR]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7©, 7ª, 2ª ]
allinthedark: bets [ € 4.90 EUR]
koj calls [ € 4.90 EUR]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6¨ ]
allinthedark: bets [ € 13.90 EUR]
koj calls [ € 13.90 EUR]
** Dealing River ** [ 4ª ]
koj wins € 44.60 EUR from main pot with a full house, sixes full of sevens [ 7©, 7ª, 6ª, 6©, 6¨ ]

Seat 1: pef ( 4875 )
Seat 3: medoc ( 9125 )
Seat 4: teddyle ( 5390 )
Seat 5: allinthedark ( 11435 )
Seat 6: frenchfox38 ( 7900 )
Seat 7: kikouflex ( 1790 )
Seat 8: ikkiiiiy ( 4895 )
Seat 9: ago951 ( 4590 )
ikkiiiiy: posts small blind [ € 15]
ago951: posts big blind [ € 30]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to allinthedark [ Tª, T© ]
pef folds
medoc folds
frenchfox38: gros fish que tu es !
teddyle folds
allinthedark raises [ € 120]
frenchfox38 folds
kikouflex raises [ € 1790]
ikkiiiiy folds
ago951 folds
allinthedark calls [ € 1670]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kª, 2ª, 4¨ ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Q¨ ]
** Dealing River ** [ T¨ ]
kikouflex wins 3625 chips from main pot with a straight, ace high [ A©, Kª, Q¨, Jª, T¨ ]

Partouche Poker Gibraltar
*** Historique des Mains pour la partie 27275569 ***
Blinds 15/30 NL Hold'em - 2009/11/12 - 19:58:29
Table 5
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players: 8
Seat 1: pef ( 4845 )
Seat 3: medoc ( 9125 )
Seat 4: teddyle ( 5360 )
Seat 5: allinthedark ( 9645 )
Seat 6: frenchfox38 ( 7900 )
Seat 7: kikouflex ( 3475 )
Seat 8: ikkiiiiy ( 4880 )
Seat 9: ago951 ( 4770 )
pef: posts small blind [ € 15]
medoc: posts big blind [ € 30]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to allinthedark [ Tª, Qª ]
teddyle folds
allinthedark raises [ € 120]
frenchfox38 folds
kikouflex calls [ € 120]
ikkiiiiy folds
ago951 calls [ € 120]
pef folds
medoc folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ Q§, 7ª, J© ]
allinthedark: bets [ € 300]
kikouflex raises [ € 3355]
ago951 folds
allinthedark calls [ € 3055]
** Dealing Turn ** [ A¨ ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3§ ]
kikouflex wins 7115 chips from main pot with two pairs, aces and jacks [ Aª, A¨, Q§, Jª, J© ]


Je continue de décrire mes sessions ouuu ?

PokerStars Partie #35362399609 : Hold'em No Limit (5$/10$ USD) - 15/11/2009 0:40:31 CET [14/11/2009 18:40:31 ET]
Table 'Automedon III' 9-max Siège #3 est au bouton.
Siège 1 : GoMukYaSelf (1000$ en jetons)
Siège 2 : Urlastchance (1000$ en jetons)
Siège 3 : poo-onastick (1042$ en jetons)
Siège 4 : Subtle611 (812.25$ en jetons)
Siège 5 : SobraoBoY (1791.70$ en jetons)
Siège 6 : actionDJ (2461.50$ en jetons)
Siège 7 : DRluck3 (1037$ en jetons)
Siège 8 : fantasticcow (1227$ en jetons)
Siège 9 : ERockGuy (3825$ en jetons)
Subtle611 : met la petite blind. 5$
SobraoBoY : met la grosse blind. 10$
*** CARTES FERMÉES ***
actionDJ : se couche.
DRluck3 : relance 20$ à 30$
fantasticcow : se couche.
ERockGuy : se couche.
GoMukYaSelf : se couche.
Urlastchance : se couche.
poo-onastick : suit. 30$
Subtle611 : se couche.
SobraoBoY : suit. 20$
*** FLOP *** [ ]
SobraoBoY : parole
DRluck3 : mise. 60$
poo-onastick : se couche.
SobraoBoY : suit. 60$
*** TOURNANT *** []
SobraoBoY : parole
DRluck3 : mise. 130$
SobraoBoY : relance 150$ à 280$
DRluck3 : suit. 150$
*** RIVIÈRE *** []
SobraoBoY : mise. 1421.70$ et est all-in.
DRluck3 : suit. 667$ et est all-in.
Personne n'a suivi. (754.70$) sont retournés à SobraoBoY.
*** ABATTAGE ***
SobraoBoY : montre [ ] (carré, Six)
DRluck3 : montre [ ] (carré, As)
SobraoBoY a dit, "lol"
DRluck3 a dit, "oh ****"
DRluck3 a remporté 2106$ lors du pot .
DRluck3 a dit, "so sick"

Outch, ca c'en est un beau!!

PokerStars Game #36016000383: Tournament #229110327, $8.00+$0.80 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (800/1600) - 2009/11/29 19:46:54 CET [2009/11/29 13:46:54 ET]
Table '229110327 41' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: cjwill33 (37365 in chips)
Seat 2: derDon85 (109565 in chips)
Seat 3: michi63 (145859 in chips)
Seat 4: mgrothe0815 (125034 in chips)
Seat 5: leoriemens (28789 in chips)
Seat 6: kanunnn (102285 in chips)
Seat 7: lebarroux (22405 in chips)
Seat 8: DAVID WILLAM (49977 in chips)
Seat 9: Kinneging (24262 in chips)
cjwill33: posts the ante 150
derDon85: posts the ante 150
michi63: posts the ante 150
mgrothe0815: posts the ante 150
leoriemens: posts the ante 150
kanunnn: posts the ante 150
lebarroux: posts the ante 150
DAVID WILLAM: posts the ante 150
Kinneging: posts the ante 150
Kinneging: posts small blind 800
cjwill33: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DAVID WILLAM [Kd Kh]
derDon85: folds
michi63: folds
mgrothe0815: folds
leoriemens: raises 3200 to 4800
kanunnn: folds
lebarroux: folds
DAVID WILLAM: raises 6311 to 11111
Kinneging: folds
cjwill33: folds
leoriemens: calls 6311
*** FLOP *** [Qd 8s 4h]
leoriemens: bets 8000
DAVID WILLAM: raises 30716 to 38716 and is all-in
leoriemens: calls 9528 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (21188) returned to DAVID WILLAM
*** TURN *** [Qd 8s 4h] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 8s 4h Js] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
leoriemens: shows [Ks Ad] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
DAVID WILLAM: shows [Kd Kh] (a pair of Kings)
leoriemens collected 61028 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 61028 | Rake 0
Board [Qd 8s 4h Js Td]
Seat 1: cjwill33 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: derDon85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: michi63 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mgrothe0815 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: leoriemens showed [Ks Ad] and won (61028) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 6: kanunnn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: lebarroux folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DAVID WILLAM (button) showed [Kd Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 9: Kinneging (small blind) folded before Flop

Le 2 out bad beat à 90€
Je l'ai pas posté sur le coup donc j'ai pas l'historique , en résumé :

HU final d'un mtt 94 joueurs 10€
lui : 250K
moi 190K
blind 5K/10K
cartes reçues :

X relance 30K, je call.

X boite, il se jette dans la gueule du loup comme un grand insta call, il retourne yeahhh
river quelconque.je suis out et prend 180€, lui 270.

PokerStars Game #36095256493: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2009/12/01 14:49:53 CET [2009/12/01 8:49:53 ET]
Table 'Kochab IV' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: bthebear233 ($10 in chips)
Seat 3: kaaskop9999 ($23.20 in chips)
Seat 4: daveyboy122 ($13.75 in chips)
Seat 5: busby90 ($55.30 in chips)
Seat 6: SuneSt ($9.75 in chips)
Seat 7: DAVID WILLAM ($28.25 in chips)
Seat 8: seby32 ($12.95 in chips)
Seat 9: BellyBoyBoy ($12.30 in chips)
seby32: posts small blind $0.25
BellyBoyBoy: posts big blind $0.50
varsakabi: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DAVID WILLAM [ ]
kaaskop9999 said, "lol"
bthebear233: folds
kaaskop9999: folds
daveyboy122: folds
busby90: raises $1 to $1.50
SuneSt: folds
DAVID WILLAM: calls $1.50
seby32: calls $1.25
BellyBoyBoy: folds
*** FLOP *** [ ]
seby32: checks
busby90: checks
DAVID WILLAM: bets $1.75
seby32: calls $1.75
busby90: calls $1.75
*** TURN *** [ ] []
seby32: checks
busby90: checks
DAVID WILLAM: bets $6
seby32: folds
busby90: calls $6
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
busby90: bets $13
DAVID WILLAM: raises $6 to $19 and is all-in
busby90: calls $6
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DAVID WILLAM: shows [ ] (three of a kind, Nines)
busby90: shows [ ] (a straight, Nine to King) n'importe quoi !!
busby90 collected $57.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60.25 | Rake $2.95
Board [7h 9d 4c Js Kd]
Seat 2: bthebear233 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kaaskop9999 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: daveyboy122 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: busby90 showed [Qh Ts] and won ($57.30) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 6: SuneSt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: DAVID WILLAM (button) showed [9c 9s] and lost with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 8: seby32 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 9: BellyBoyBoy (big blind) folded before Flop