Topic JOKE HANDS

Spécial fish

Je ne sais pas où poster, alors je mets ca là : dédicace aux 54


Winamax Poker - Tournament "Hold'em" buyIn: 1,80€ + 0,20€ level: 9 - HandId: #53857176199888899-25-1318367896 - Holdem no limit (25/125/250) - 2011/10/11 23:18:16 UTC
Table: 'Hold'em(12539601)#002' 9-max (real money) Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: joeylaners (2980)
Seat 2: piou42 (2095)
Seat 3: couik75 (9940)
Seat 4: 45rony45 (3000)
Seat 5: asse1970 (3105)
Seat 6: naes (10410)
Seat 7: Yannick_D (2695)
Seat 8: mattsendo (5900)
Seat 9: maxbb80 (3070)
ANTE/BLINDS
joeylaners posts ante 25
piou42 posts ante 25
couik75 posts ante 25
45rony45 posts ante 25
asse1970 posts ante 25
naes posts ante 25
Yannick_D posts ante 25
mattsendo posts ante 25
maxbb80 posts ante 25
naes posts small blind 125
Yannick_D posts big blind 250
Dealt to Yannick_D
[5D] [4D]
PRE-FLOP
mattsendo folds
maxbb80 folds
joeylaners folds
piou42 calls 250
couik75 folds
45rony45 folds
asse1970 folds
naes folds
Yannick_D checks
FLOP
[8H] [2H] [3D]
Yannick_D checks
piou42 checks
TURN
[8H] [2H] [3D] [2D]
Yannick_D checks
piou42 bets 250
Yannick_D calls 250
RIVER
[8H] [2H] [3D] [2D] [AD]
Yannick_D checks
piou42 bets 1570 and is all-in
Yannick_D calls 1570
SHOW DOWN
piou42 shows
[9D] [JD] (Flush Ace high)
Yannick_D shows
[5D] [4D] (Straight flush 5)
Yannick_D collected 4490 from pot
SUMMARY
Total pot 4490 | No rake
Board:
[8H] [2H] [3D] [2D] [AD]
Seat 1: joeylaners folded on the pre-flop
Seat 2: piou42 showed
[9D] [JD] and lost with Flush Ace high
Seat 3: couik75 folded on the pre-flop
Seat 4: 45rony45 folded on the pre-flop
Seat 5: asse1970 (button) folded on the pre-flop
Seat 6: naes (small blind) folded on the pre-flop
Seat 7: Yannick_D (big blind) showed
[5D] [4D] and won 4490 with Straight flush 5
Seat 8: mattsendo folded on the pre-flop
Seat 9: maxbb80 folded on the pre-flop

WTF

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Dur !!!

sick ... 5eme GG mon pakounet

PokerStars Game #69454587198: Tournament #459262610, €27.15+€2.85 EUR Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2011/10/24 12:04:43 ET
Table '459262610 1' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: JoKeR_4_UtG (1235 in chips)
Seat 3: "SîcKîd00" (2170 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero (1595 in chips)
Seat 5: alan0870 (4000 in chips)
"SîcKîd00": posts small blind 25
Hero : posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [ ]
alan0870: folds
JoKeR_4_UtG: folds
"SîcKîd00": raises 100 to 150
Hero: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [ ]
"SîcKîd00": bets 250
Hero: calls 250
*** TURN *** [ ] []
"SîcKîd00": bets 1770 and is all-in
Hero: calls 1195 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (575) returned to "SîcKîd00"
*** RIVER *** [ ] []
*** SHOW DOWN ***
"SîcKîd00": shows [ ] (four of a kind, Fours)
Hero: shows [ ] (four of a kind, Fours - lower kicker)
"SîcKîd00" collected 3190 from pot
Hero finished the tournament in 4th place

yeahhhhh celle là elle est splendide!

QT obv c est normal !

good read du sabot

Wtf, mon premier set foldé au flop

€0.10/€0.25 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG rockman29068 (€25)
CO Rico_931301 (€18.45)
BTN Tom Atmodza (€26.20)
SB JackQueen27 (€20.35)
BB Calaenen (€50.47)

Pre-Flop: (€0.35, 5 players) Calaenen is BB
1 fold, Rico_931301 raises to €0.75, Tom Atmodza calls €0.75, 1 fold, Calaenen calls €0.50

Flop: (€2.35, 3 players)
Calaenen checks, Rico_931301 bets €1.65, Tom Atmodza raises to €5, Calaenen tank pour info et sickfold, Rico_931301 goes all-in €17.70, Tom Atmodza calls €12.70

Turn: (€37.75, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (€37.75, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: €37.75
Tom Atmodza shows

Rico_931301 shows three of a kind, Tens


Rico_931301 wins €35.25 (net +€16.80)

Tom Atmodza lost €18.45
Calaenen lost €0.75

Attention ca pique

Bienvenu à la cave

les cavistes ont peur de rien....lol

Pas mal ton sharkscope waynie

J'en met deux petites.

Je rêve ou .... t'as pris la photo d'un replay d'une main avec un téléphone ?!?

La photo n'est pas prise par moi, à la base, mais oui c'est pas prit avec "imp écran", ou alors ses yeux doivent pleurer à force

Winamax Poker - Tournament "TOP SHARK Stade 1" buyIn: 4,50€ + 0,50€ level: 19 - HandId: #61030385764532319-188-1321399186 - Holdem no limit (1250/5000/10000) - 2011/11/16 00:19:46 UTC
Table: 'TOP SHARK Stade 1(14209744)#094' 9-max (real money) Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: VINCEBUB68 (236144)
Seat 2: boadalp (217852)
Seat 3: on_tilt1 (219095)
Seat 4: twisterghost (317130)
Seat 5: mido13003 (218410)
Seat 6: angel261 (386526)
Seat 7: crazybet34 (49974)
Seat 8: mariet60 (343668)
Seat 9: Denisc1 (126306)
ANTE/BLINDS
VINCEBUB68 posts ante 1250
boadalp posts ante 1250
on_tilt1 posts ante 1250
twisterghost posts ante 1250
mido13003 posts ante 1250
angel261 posts ante 1250
crazybet34 posts ante 1250
mariet60 posts ante 1250
Denisc1 posts ante 1250
angel261 posts small blind 5000
crazybet34 posts big blind 10000
Dealt to boadalp
[:AS:] [:QS:]
PRE-FLOP
mariet60 calls 10000
Denisc1 folds
VINCEBUB68 folds
boadalp raises 16125 to 26125
on_tilt1 folds
twisterghost folds
mido13003 folds
angel261 folds
crazybet34 folds
mariet60 calls 16125
FLOP
[:10C:] [:2S:] [:JS:]
mariet60 checks
boadalp bets 48000
mariet60 raises 48000 to 96000
boadalp raises 94477 to 190477 and is all-in
mariet60 calls 94477
TURN
[:10C:] [:2S:] [:JS:] [:AC:]
RIVER
[:10C:] [:2S:] [:JS:] [:AC:] [:JH:]
SHOW DOWN
boadalp shows
[AS] [QS] (Two pairs : Aces and Jacks)
mariet60 shows
[JC] [QD] (Trips of Jacks)
mariet60 collected 459454 from pot
SUMMARY
Total pot 459454 | No rake
Board:
[10C] [2S] [JS] [AC] [JH]
Seat 1: VINCEBUB68 folded on the pre-flop
Seat 2: boadalp showed
[AS] [QS] and lost with Two pairs : Aces and Jacks
Seat 3: on_tilt1 folded on the pre-flop
Seat 4: twisterghost folded on the pre-flop
Seat 5: mido13003 (button) folded on the pre-flop
Seat 6: angel261 (small blind) folded on the pre-flop
Seat 7: crazybet34 (big blind) folded on the pre-flop
Seat 8: mariet60 showed
[JC] [QD] and won 459454 with Trips of Jacks
Seat 9: Denisc1 folded on the pre-flop


Je suis relativement tight depuis que la bulle a peter car ca s'enflamme un peu( la bulle a peter y'a 10 mn a peu prés )

Winamax Poker - Tournament "MiniRoll 0.25€" buyIn: 0,25€ + 0€ level: 11 - HandId: #60570884393402432-45-1321898522 - Holdem no limit (40/200/400) - 2011/11/21 19:02:02 UTC
Table: 'MiniRoll 0.25€(14102758)#063' 9-max (real money) Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: ZWICA (1855)
Seat 2: donjuand (9498)
Seat 3: COCALOCA06 (14362)
Seat 4: David12100 (18376)
Seat 5: birgh (11750)
Seat 6: nemo58 (10545)
Seat 7: SLYMANSHOW (21920)
Seat 8: Yannick_D (11445)
Seat 9: letouge (2546)
ANTE/BLINDS
ZWICA posts ante 40
donjuand posts ante 40
COCALOCA06 posts ante 40
David12100 posts ante 40
birgh posts ante 40
nemo58 posts ante 40
SLYMANSHOW posts ante 40
Yannick_D posts ante 40
letouge posts ante 40
SLYMANSHOW posts small blind 200
Yannick_D posts big blind 400
Dealt to Yannick_D
[QH] [10D]
PRE-FLOP
letouge calls 400
ZWICA folds
donjuand folds
COCALOCA06 folds
David12100 folds
birgh calls 400
nemo58 folds
SLYMANSHOW calls 200
Yannick_D checks
FLOP
[8S] [8D] [8H]
SLYMANSHOW checks
Yannick_D checks
letouge checks
birgh checks
TURN
[8S] [8D] [8H] [AC]
SLYMANSHOW checks
Yannick_D checks
letouge checks
birgh checks
RIVER
[8S] [8D] [8H] [AC] [8C]
SLYMANSHOW bets 1960
Yannick_D raises 9045 to 11005 and is all-in
letouge folds
birgh folds
SLYMANSHOW folds
Yannick_D shows
[QH] [10D] (Quads of
Yannick_D collected 14925 from pot
SUMMARY
Total pot 14925 | No rake
Board:
[8S] [8D] [8H] [AC] [8C]
Seat 1: ZWICA folded on the pre-flop
Seat 2: donjuand folded on the pre-flop
Seat 3: COCALOCA06 folded on the pre-flop
Seat 4: David12100 folded on the pre-flop
Seat 5: birgh folded on the river
Seat 6: nemo58 (button) folded on the pre-flop
Seat 7: SLYMANSHOW (small blind) folded on the river
Seat 8: Yannick_D (big blind) showed
[QH] [10D] and won 14925 with Quads of 8
Seat 9: letouge folded on the river

ptdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
C'est ca qu'on veut!!!!!!
Vivent les freerolls!!

OMG LES MONGOLES

LOL
Enorme !

Excellent

Partie PokerStars #71006788895: Tournoi #470381695, 9 €+1 € EUR Hold'em No Limit - Niveau I (25/50) - 23/11/2011 16:14:27 CET [23/11/2011 10:14:27 ET]
Table '470381695 3' 6-max Siège #4 est au bouton.
Siège 1 : fransisco62 (11700 en jetons)
Siège 2 : La Padass (9785 en jetons)
Siège 3 : saidbelbey (7450 en jetons)
Siège 4 : ChimelTatin (12250 en jetons)
Siège 5 : crics76 (9550 en jetons)
Siège 6 : cly92 (12450 en jetons)
crics76 : met la petite blind. 25
cly92 : met la grosse blind. 50
*** CARTES FERMÉES ***
Distribuées La Padass [ ]
fransisco62 : passe.
La Padass : relance. 125 à 175
saidbelbey : suit. 175
ChimelTatin : passe.
crics76 : passe.
cly92 : suit. 125
*** FLOP *** [ ]
cly92 : parole
La Padass : mise. 385
saidbelbey est connecté
saidbelbey : suit. 385
cly92 : suit. 385
*** TOURNANT *** [ ] []
cly92 : parole
La Padass : mise. 1100
saidbelbey : suit. 1100
cly92 : suit. 1100
*** RIVIÈRE *** [ ] []
cly92 : parole
La Padass : parole
saidbelbey : mise. 2550
cly92 : suit. 2550
*** ABATTAGE ***
saidbelbey : montre [ ] (une paire de Dix)
cly92 : montre [ ] (deux paires, As et Dix)
cly92 a remporté 10105 lors du pot .

Quand on vous dit qu'il y a du level à la maison du bluff

Partie PokerStars #71014262483: Tournoi #472285723, 18 €+2 € EUR Hold'em No Limit - Niveau II (15/30) - 23/11/2011 18:48:42 CET [23/11/2011 12:48:42 ET]
Table '472285723 1' 9-max Siège #6 est au bouton.
Siège 1 : heracles_94 (3920 en jetons)
Siège 2 : beroemd (3690 en jetons)
Siège 3 : bunkycat (1529 en jetons)
Siège 4 : BAC 1 ER (3000 en jetons)
Siège 5 : nuts62143 (2475 en jetons)
Siège 6 : farollogo (4627 en jetons)
Siège 8 : ktyserrat (1564 en jetons)
ktyserrat : met la petite blind. 15
heracles_94 : met la grosse blind. 30
*** CARTES FERMÉES ***
beroemd : passe.
bunkycat : passe.
BAC 1 ER : passe.
nuts62143 : relance. 40 à 70
farollogo : passe.
ktyserrat : suit. 55
heracles_94 : suit. 40
*** FLOP *** [ ]
ktyserrat : parole
heracles_94 : parole
nuts62143 : mise. 160
ktyserrat : suit. 160
heracles_94 : passe.
*** TOURNANT *** [ ] []
ktyserrat : parole
nuts62143 : mise. 400
ktyserrat : suit. 400
*** RIVIÈRE *** [ ] []
ktyserrat : mise. 934 et est all-in.
nuts62143 : suit. 934
*** ABATTAGE ***
ktyserrat : montre [ ] (une suite, Deux à Six)
nuts62143 : montre [ ] (une paire de As)
ktyserrat a remporté 3198 lors du pot .

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